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Me: "Okay, the coin has dropped 40%. It’s at the bottom. This is the 'generational wealth' entry point. Time to go all in."

The Market: (Stays flat for 3 seconds)

Me: "I am a genius. I am the wolf of Wall Street. I’ve already picked out the color of my Ferrari."

Bogdanoff: "He bought?"

Assistant: "Yes, sir. He went all in with his rent money."

Bogdanoff: "DUMP IT."

The Market: (Drops another 60% immediately)

Me: "It’s okay. This is just a 'healthy correction.' I’ll just check my balance in a year."

Notification: “You have been liquidated.”

Me: (Opening LinkedIn): "I am thrilled to announce I am starting a new position as a Senior Fry Specialist at McDonald’s."

 

 

 

ID : 332454058

ID :332454058

"My favorite crypto-betting meme in one sentence:'I deposited $100 in BTC to 1win → lost it all on roulette → now my portfolio is 100% in "regretcoin" → but hey, at least the house edge is lower than my life choices.'(And yes, I HODLed the regret all the way to zero... classic degen move )1win ID:92186099

 

 

I started playing 1WIN hoping it would distract me from my brutal crypto losses. Instead, it doubled the damage. Now I’m pretty sure crypto trading and online betting are long-lost siblings raised by a Gangster Uncle whose only mission is to snatch my money and laugh at my pain.

ID 45170994

I walked into a casino with $20, a dream, and a “foolproof system.”
Three hours later, I had $3.50, no system, and a free drink…
which somehow made me think, “One more round and I’ll win it all back.” 🎰😂

The casino didn’t take my money —
I donated it with confidence.

 

 

Id : 336223274

 

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